Did... did he just use "scumbag" as slang for "condom"? Is that a generally-accepted definition of the term?

"Anything is possible!!!!!!!!!"

I wouldn't say he hosed them. PG is the easiest position to replace in the NBA right now. Plus they've kind of already replaced him.

He's going into coaching. He can't leave the game. I could see him even go down to the college ranks, where he has more control of a team.

Actively choosing to not have friends is a strategy he initially developed when he thought he was going to prison for rape.

But in terms of having one of those great, bonding friendships—that's something I will probably never have. And it's not some smug thing. It's a weakness. It's a weakness.

You really shouldn't run in Chuck Taylors.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

I loved your Master's thesis you wrote at Penn St., "Mussolini: He Made the Trains Run on Time."

Kevin Durant: "You guys really don't know shit."

Stop disrespecting Amar'e.

It was obviously The Power Ball.

Chuck said that the Rockets and Suns had the two worst defenses in the league. Per NBA.com, they're 6th and 16th respectively.

Well, she certainly appears to be properly inflated.

I think there should have been retribution about 30 seconds after he wrote it.

Or some form of relegation. Like you have to go back and write for your high school newspaper for a year.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

I think if someone in the media says something like this there should be some form of retribution for being wrong. Like we should bring the stockades back solely for this purpose.

The only fair punishment would be to demote both of them, one to the Sixers and the other to the Knicks.