I'm torn. On the one hand: I miss GA's funny & insightful b'ball analysis, especially on NBA TV's Fan Night. Plus, of course, it's a ridiculous waste of DC police resources, blatant entrapment, and Pilgrim America needs to grow up and legalize & regulate sex work.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

that's connecticut

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

what a marvelous career in journalism you have made for yourself with these hard hitting, investigative stories. good to see college paid off.

Going back any further is tricky, however, since the fidelity of the images isn't the best...

Jim Irsay: (looks at watch) "6 pm already? Time for my supper blow!"

Technically, it should have been inches³, but I appreciate the thought.

Kraft: [sighs]

29 of the points are due to under-inflation.

I'm sure they'll just get a little slap on the wrist fine, until video surfaces of Bill Belichick smashing those balls against an elevator rail, and dragging them out like nothing happened, then he'll be permabanned forever.

Of course. But until the investigation (and we know NFL investigations are always totally legitimate and fair) finds wrongdoing, jumping to conclusions about the result isn't the best idea.

Holy shit, are you serious?

almost as funny as someone thinking there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.