Was this written by a teenager? This is, hands down, the most obnoxiously stupid thing I have ever read.

I find it hard to believe that an actual celebrity would do that, if for no other reason than if the lawsuits start flying, they can be tracked by IP like anyone else.

Actually, I am 49, as I very specifically stated.

@Sarahmas wrote Ooooohhhhhhhhh, you're old and cranky. Got it.

I also do not understand where they get that I am a Debbie Downer. I will however note that some people really need to stop playing Mean Girls, by ganging up on someone for no reason other than their own amusement.

No, but apparently you are one of those people who troll Jezebel.

Google Street View: The best friend of burglars everywhere.

Absolutely. No more Patti Stanger, please.

Good job, Sensa. You hired an offensive loudmouth with a seriously twisted body image, whose fifteen minutes were up twenty minutes ago, to represent your diet pills. You must be very, very proud.

I have actually never, in my entire life, not had a dog. I usually have at least three of them, and when you consider that I am 49 years old and lived in Florida for most of my adult life, that is a lot of overheating dog experience. Right now I have a Rott/Shepherd mix, but I have also had everything from Dobermans…

Keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel better.

Poor dog is overheated, and smart enough to realize that if she repeatedly dips her ball in water, it will retain some water for the hot ride home. Good for her.

I was hoping she would have a stroke when she heard that Casey Anthony was acquitted. Alas, no such luck.

I blame this on Patti Stanger, who insists that men want nothing to do with a woman unless her hair is straight.

As another natural redhead with naturally curly hair (hey girlfriend!), I personally think Patti Stanger is jealous of redheads, and that is why she dislikes them so much. Maybe her high school boyfriend dumped her trashy ass for a classy redhead with an actual personality?

If she thinks that abandonment is normal, perhaps she cheated because she subconsciously felt that doing so would give her power over him eventually leaving her; i.e., that she could give him a ''reason'' to leave, rather than having to feel like he left because she was somehow inferior.