Dr. Drew does all the Teen Mom reunion interviews.

The only time I have encountered a rude member of the clergy at a funeral was when my brother-in-law died, and the service was performed by a Catholic priest. What an asshole.

By criticizing no-kill shelters, PETA is attempting to deflect from its own ridiculous policies. Given how much they take in donations each year - $33 million in 2010 - there is absolutely no excuse why they should kill that many animals, as opposed to sheltering them and then finding them homes. No excuse at all.

I have all notifications delivered to my email, and I check my email twice per day. That way I am not constantly interrupted, and I get the full text of each notification without having to click through to them and read prior responses just to get to the new one. Needless to say, I do not get notifications of new…

Better yet, you can block all ads and not be bothered with any of it.

I have eight tabs open right now. I added Do Not Track Plus (thanks for the tip), then reloaded each one to see what was tracking me.

What kind of parent injects their child with botulism?

Chris Brown has a real problem with women and their cell phones. In case anyone has forgotten the specifics of his attack upon Rihanna, it started with a cell phone, and there are cell phones throughout.

Chris Brown has a real problem with women and their cell phones. In case anyone has forgotten the specifics of his attack upon Rihanna, it started with a cell phone, and there are cell phones throughout.

Did we learn nothing from Fen-Phen? Good grief.

I suspect it has less to do with the brain not multitasking, and more to do with the willingness and ability to suspend disbelief.

I understand that the moms all signed up to make a reality show, so they should be there for filming. Abby is perhaps justified in being upset with the mom for not showing up, since it could throw a wrench into production if they are not there.

I unfollowed him on Twitter the other day, but not because of this tweet (which had not even been posted yet). I unfollowed him because he is nowhere near as funny as Dwight Schrute.

It is not the same thing at all. Libraries still pay for books, and having books in a library also contributes to the author reputation and reader loyalty.

There is no need to soak onions, wear onion goggles, or worry about how you cut them. Just store them in the vegetable bin of your refrigerator, and that will solve the tear problem. I have been doing it that way for decades, and believe me, it works (and requires a LOT less effort). They last a lot longer that way…

It is great to see Youngs interested enough in our political process to actually get involved. However, as others have undoubtedly noted, candidates must be 35 in order to run for President, so this is not a serious candidacy.

My thought when I read this was, it sounds like a far more likely culprit (than vaccinations) for the increase in autism.

This is probably going to be a very unpopular opinion, but I have no problem whatsoever with the Girl Scouts removing her from her position.

Thus far, it appears that she passed out in the bathtub, and drowned.

@Taylor Armstrong: We all know there are sock puppets promoting books, music, movies, etc. However, you should always, always leave the sock puppeting to the professionals, so that you have plausible deniability.