Cutthroat Kitchen is my absolute favorite show. They have the CK Superstar Sabotage on Wednesdays now, which is like Christmas coming early.

I mean.

He only wanted a wee keek!

Will anybody keep watching now that Claire and Jamie have finally boned? Tune in next week to find out!

ok done

I know we're all here to discuss the thigh bone that's connected to Sam's lovely ass bone & the "money shot" of sorts that was JAMMFs face during his 1st big-boy blow job BUT I am also smitten with the smaller moments of the wedding…including Murtagh's simpleton gape & Dougal's grudging approval upon Claire's…

THIS COULD BE US BUT YE BE PLAYIN

"DAT ASS"

I obviously did not think this through.

"I once told my mom to stop being a bitch to me and the next time she called me she left a message saying "Hi Mark, this is the bitch. Call me back if you want Chinese food.""

i know this is an unpopular opinion but OMG MARK THAT'S MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF MST3K!

ANDREW KEEGAN STARTED A CULT...IN MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I saw the headline, my first thought was, "DOES GHOSTBOOBS KNOW ABOUT THIS!? SHE'S GOING TO BE SO HAPPY!" Love is alive, my dear crackhead. Love is alive. May this bring you a moment of joy in an otherwise shitty summer.

Those dudes have always been fucking scumbags and I hated that they were a part of one of my favorite radio stations in Boston. It was always obvious that he was a fucking racist shitbag and that prank that got them run out of Boston was not funny at all. Fuck him. Fuck Opie. Glad he got fired.

Your mom wishes you would call. Why don't you ever call?

I'M DYING. OH MY GOD.

I spent like 7 minutes being mean to you.

You're incredibly silly and you seem too lazy to get your news from more than one place.

Damn, I missed the part of American history where they took over French Montana. Was that in the Louisiana Purchase?