I always want to say this to men who spout lines like "North American women have nothing to complain about... we're equal now!".

For all the dudes proclaiming it's the men that have it hard on the Lemon Cake thread (this sentence is the best, btw), how would they feel about waking up to a government of 80% women? Could they wake up? Would they then feel rightly oppressed?

i did not read the book but i saw the movie and i would say it is very entertaining. not my fav movie of 2014 but i was making this face :0 for most of the film.

A cat would never sleep in a bed that was bought for them!

I think the cat wanted the bed to be moved to a new position and the puppy did it for him

And how the cat at one point slightly raises it's paw as if to engage in the fight and then is like, "nah... I'm a cat. I'm good" and then just let's the puppy keep at it.

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?

I am firmly Team Dog, but why do you assume that's the dog's bed? Most of the dog beds I've seen are more rectangular and not usually rimmed, while cat beds are almost always round like that, because they usually sleep curled up like a sweet roll. Maybe the puppy is being the asshole, while the cat just wants to take…

Listen, it goes both ways, alright?? This is a dog who has stolen my kitty's bed. He is clearly too big for it, yet doesn't seem to care...

PS the garbage bag is filled with Christmas wrapping paper. Don't judge.

Not meanies, practical. The owner isn't USING the body any more, damn it! So why should a kitty starve?

Also, french bulldogs are cute and personable, but they are horrible frankensteins and the people that buy them are all ethically challenged, whether they buy beds for their cats or not.

A woman did it first.

That video of Kristen is why I seriously side-eye people who say she should be "grateful" and look happy and whatnot. Like, really? Okay, girl.

It's the little things. Like I like crazy color hair and I work in an industry where that's not a big deal at all. In fact, it's practically encouraged. Yet I worry that if I dye my hair Kool-Aid pink, I'll be all kinds of ratchet and ghetto.

When I started college and even working my first corporate job, I used to envy the white girls for their seemingly nonchalant attitude about life and work. They just seemed so free, uninhibited and fun. I so desperately wanted to feel that carefree. Don't get me wrong, I have felt that way a few times in life.…

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

This has given me all the feels. I am struggling not to cut all of the white people out of my life (kind of hard, given I'm married to a white man) and many of those people are "good white people." They are shocked at racism and racist behavior— so much so they I get links to racist posts on websites because they…

This was really amazing. I'll be sure to keep my eye out for your book when it comes.

Am I overthinking? Am I just being paranoid? It's exhausting.