I love that your Twitter is still that America's Baby account you made back in the day and you just started using it as your personal one.

Yay! I always love to see more representation of trans women that isn't based in tired stereotypes. By the by, Candy is also the mag that gave us this stunner of Tilda Swinton. Given her usually androgynous ouvre, this one struck me like she was in drag, which I immediately thought was kind of funny.

Puts the "Bra" back in Brawny

In the spirit of Doge:

i love that she wasn't like oh i am so proud here are both my sons on national tv doing their jobs they are professionals

LITERAL BEST MOM

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

I commented here a short while ago and said C-SPAN is the greatest reality TV show no one is watching. After this video clip? I rest my case.

Hefner has done a really good snow job of selling female "sexual liberation" and deflecting criticism by doing exactly the things you mention. Frankly, I think he's a scumbag. He's an intelligent scumbag, and thankfully not a serial rapist, and yes, less harmful than many others out there, but man, that's damning him…

Something Scarlett and I agree on. She is a solid MEH in my book.
There are literally thousands of more beautiful people on the planet.

Oh for me it was the SNL skits. I really haven't even watched that much Mad Men. He won me over the same way JT did, by being hilarious.

He continued, "Ask anyone under the age of twenty if they have heard of me and they will go 'no, that guy looks like my dad'

Or just let another woman feel however the fuck she wants to about her body without deciding she's right or wrong.

I don't think Jimmy Fallon has the acting ability to be in a soap opera.

Ha ha ha! I get it for free y'all - perks of having a dog!

Please. You were lucky. I owned prince purple rain, cindy Lauper girls just want to have fun, Michael Jackson thriller and Tina turner private dancer. I was denied Madonna like a virgin. My mom didn't like the message. She never heard darling Nikki.

If childless women are "selfish", then everybody better make peace with the fact that that makes Kim Kardashian selfless.

The real world, non-celebrity translation of this is really fucking horrible, too.

Oh, good grief. She means she loves and nurtures her dog (among others). Dont be so self righteous.

I would like to extend the whole "STOP ASKING ABOUT BABIES" to just all women in general pls. I have a boss who keeps asking the coworker next to me questions like when she's going to change her surname (she got married and never got around to it) and when she'll start popping out babbies. The twelfth of NONE OF YOUR…