Absurdities like banging a diner waitress, who’s on her period, sans condom inside your SUV?

Steve Bannon looks like he discovered freebasing discount gin.

I don’t think he could name Bobby Lashley, and Trump trusted him with his hair.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

You just KNOW Gisele pegs him and he occasionally sucks the strap-on afterward

The Lebatard Show is consitently the smartest, dumbest, most entertaining show on radio

Conservatives: “We hate blacks, Muslims, women, the poor, unions, GLBT, and basically anyone who doesn’t fit into into our vision of what America should be.

If you voted for Donald Trump, Fuck You.

“...I was disappointed to see Theresa May, our unelected Prime Minister refuse to condemn this policy...”

Dude, stop. Comparing Lex Luthor to Donald Trump is completely inappropriate.

#ArmSplitter

There are no plans, just rhetoric.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

Have you been to Europe or the northeast lately?

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

They went this far, they might as well make it an Electric Bugaru.

IT’S NOT HOUSAH IT’S QUAID

You wouldn’t put an E30 M3 on the track? And he is the heathen?

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Oh man. Christmas break, 2004. It was between semesters and I had weeks of free time, and since I lived alone, a place to myself. I also had just gotten my hands on GTA San Andreas. I played for hours. My sleeping and eating patterns lost any semblance of normalcy. It was bad.