I seriously can’t see his face without wanting to punch it. He is the physical manifestation of murky, lukewarm dishwater in the clogged sink of a rich white family’s vacation home.

Absolutely the only reason to remember this car.

The only reason I remember this car:

Who let skip Skip Bayless in here?

Yes, the Nets were real threats to them this year.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

Some peoples entire lives exist within 2 hrs of smoking pot

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

Nothing says cocaine and hired companionship like a white C4

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

Take my money, and I’m leaving on the Willie Nelson for President bumper sticker.

On a hunch I ran the headline through an anagram maker. I think the results speak for themselves:

The guy is prototypical Jalopnik reader, it must be under $10k and have a manual.

The acronym SUC is very fitting...

I think a reasonable finder’s fee would be the $1000 plus one hour of hoonage

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”