Considering that he just bought a used British luxury/performance car, I’m sure he has a lifetime supply of shorts. Also opens, high-resistance connections, and floating grounds.

Why stop there? A 572 would fit in there easily.

Vaya con Dios

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Dontcha mean 20" blades? Thanks a pantload for getting that one stuck in my head

Jesus built my hot rod.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Unsolicited Extra Fingers in the Ass?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

I would opt for an International Scout II and swap in an LS motor

Someone told the Wrangler to look down its nose and spell “ATTIC”.

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7 he is black so I don’t like him.

At least go the college route and toss the guy that targets with his helmet.

Counterpoint: no it isn't.

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

Hot take: Don’t buy your meat on a streetcorner, and you won’t have to work so hard to cover up the taste.

New Glarus is overrated. I live in Chicago and swear people obsess over it primarily because they have to grab a couple sixers before returning from their trip to Lake Geneva. Wisconsin has better beers than New Glarus.

I came here to say that Spotted Cow is overrated.

Can’t