Stef you should probably also mention the fact that the #73 was on GTD pole and had the fastest lap in GTD during the race.

Well done Mr. Ryan:

They were chanting anti-government slogans while pissing?

As an attorney, I can say farting in court is wonderful. Nothing quite like crop dusting your opponent’s smarmy face.

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

And the first time it breaks (which won’t be too long after purchase) you'll be spending be cost of a Versa to fix it.

Less goofy, more... Classically racist.Now let me quickly delete this pic from my phone...

Come on. No one associated with the Ravens has a sense of humor.

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.

Then where will you go to troll?

I mean, it can’t be that bad. Right? RIGHT?

The new field is not at all like Baltimore because it lets a bunch of black guys walk all over it and only hurts a couple of them

My dread of the Bears segment is now existential.

At the Copa...Copacabana.

Those assholes don’t have a mother. They shot out of Buddy’s nutsack that way. Fully grown.

I couldn't deal with the tailgate. I'd be terrified that a Ford Probe would get behind me.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments: