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Giving Peyton a run for his money...

Without a job, we can only assume that Gibson will spend his days wandering around the state, demanding hustle out of strangers on the street, hard-nosed grinder attitude out of grocery clerks, etc.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

He was obviously upset the Cubs won. Because that meant the game was over and he now had to go back to St. Louis.

Not to disagree with you, but three items of note:

That's what she said...

If you are overweight and Samoan, it only takes one meeting with Vince McMahon... BANZAI!

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Of all the lists to not have "getting hit by a car" as an option...

....but what if you need to pick up parts that you had overnighted from Japan?

The Blackwood. You nailed it in one.

Instead, here the Giants are again, stuck with Eli and Coughlin. Still fucking that chicken.

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

This article is so stupid that I'm going to close my browser and get back to work.

Nas being rated lower than Drake and Lil' Wayne is a goddamned travesty.