oops, I thought this was a Fusion, my bad.

Sure, the Bears finally end Favre's career and it's suddenly bad news to Vikings fans.

Jokes on you! I don't live in Wisconsin! So only the first part of what you said is true! Wait....

This show is so entertaining that I'm convinced that college history professors should be required to deliver at least one drunken lecture per week.

Hillary is actually pretty hawkish and interventionist when it comes to foreign policy. She doesn't fuck around. I know that doesn't fit your "lol, she's a woman" narrative though, so carry on.

Yeah, because no one would attack us with a conservative president.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

This one has to be the prettiest: 365 GT 2+2

A few minutes later, John From Cincinnati called, but no one could tell what the fuck he was talking about, so everyone changed the station.

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

Or you could just stand outside for an hour and save yourself $586.

Alcoholism.

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

Great, the Cardinals fans are here.

That's entirely incorrect. Under the same logic, if you finance a car, it's not yours, it's the banks. The car is registered to him. In fact, even if it was a rental, you are wrong. You are paying for the undisrupted use of the vehicle. If the rental company just showed up and took you car without cause, they would be…

Just because its a leased car doesn't give any of the dealership employees, from the porter washing the cars to the damn manager, the right to take a customer's car home for the weekend. Bearing in mind that the "extended testing" wasn't even authorized by the customer, now the dealer is in a big pile of shit.

WTF dude, it doesn't even look that bad.

That is not how government works.
This is how government works.
Just rent some members of congress and then things will happen.