"Car, drive the speed limit."
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yo Dawg, I heard you like bridery, so I bribed you bribery trail so you cab go about your normal bribing now.
The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.
When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.
You expect us to believe someone from Deadspin HQ passed a New York bar?
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I get approached at gas stations too, you know.
"Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you drive an old german sedan. Would you like me to call a tow truck for you? Oh- you're just getting gas? You mean it actually runs?"
* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.
He's a man! He's 40!
I demand one wheel drive.
Yeah, you might, and it's not redundant. It's done to avoid a situation where you are only charged with the most serious offense and, for whatever reason, the prosecution fails to prove the elements necessary to convict, therefore allowing you to get off scot free.
I'm sure Stephen A. Smith can tell her how to avoid being assaulted in the future.
If Lisa had gone to my school, I would have grabbed an X-ACTO knife and etched LISA IS A STUCK-UP BITCH on the bathroom-stall partition.
Meh, call me when Weird Al's Metropolitain cones up for sale...
Remember in the 30 for 30 article a couple of days ago how I said that for all the shit we rightfully give ESPN, they deserve great recognition for the series?
"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black
[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]
Judging from the Miami U Law hoodie he wore in that deposition, I bet he got his degree somewhere in Akron.
Yeah, it's not really a time in the company's history that they should be proud of.