Also, I can't believe I decided to read this article, knowing full well what That One Comment™ would be like.

Let's review, shall we?

They release 3 DLCs in a very short time after the game is released (with the first two being two months after the game released) and there is literally no speculation that the content was actually held back, just to be DLC.

Nice try, EA.

Seriously, they should think before trying to prawn their stuff on us.

Plus, now he won't forget to pre-order Halo 4!

I suspect Black Flag is merely a side-story companion game for the actual, yet-to-be-revealed Assassin's Creed IV, which will be exclusive to next-gen consoles. I hope that's the case, anyway.

The PS4 date isn't finalized yet, though, so it's more like "October 29th, and whenever the PS4 releases". It's a lot like what happened with AC3 on Wii U: the game's release date was October 30th, but the Wii U didn't come out until mid-November. Nevertheless, all the trailers said "October 30".

Yes; in fact, I played AC3 just yesterday.

It's an Assassin who fathered an Assassin who fathered an Assassin. The one in the middle just happened to join the Templars, and we'll probably find out why in AC4.

Now that looks...actually kind of legit. Hmm.

So basically, it wasn't dumbed down at all. It just seemed that way because you, like a lot of people, played Portal 1 to the point that you knew it like the back of your hand by the time 2 came along. Of course a sequel would feel so effortless.

Um...what? How was it dumbed down?

Why does just about every Assassin's Creed cosplayer always wear a hood that's 5-10 sizes too big? The rest of the costume usually looks decent to great, but that hood is almost invariably an XXXXL.

Playing Majora's Mask for the first time is right up there with playing Shadow of the Colossus for the first time. I am somewhat envious right now, not gonna lie.

But they did move away from the standard design. Like, a lot. The big touch pad, Share button, Move light, and overall curvier shape of the controller and trigger buttons? This is by far the most a Playstation controller has changed its design.

Not me. This current generation of consoles has long overstayed its welcome. Once you've played on a system that has 8GBs of RAM* - be it the PS4 or PC - you'll wonder how you ever got by with a system that only had one sixteenth of that.

That's the plan, at least.

Your statement argued that Obsidian makes crap games out of good RPG franchises. (Which was then refuted by pretty much everyone.)