A real libertarian man would have stood up against the mob with nothing but his force of personality.

I’m so glad all of these government employees were here to protect me.
-A libertarian 

Walking in those torture devices was good practice for her marriage.

Two comments:

Tiffany Trump speech tl;dl: “Do you think I’m pretty now, Daddy?”

One of the messages of this convention has been “not only are we totally not racist, racism isn’t even really a problem in America.” They are trying to make it OK for at least a few moderates to vote for Donny without having to take a shower afterwards. Even they aren’t dumb enough to put Mendoza up there immediately…

Here’s Kimberly with her original human face. She used to be an ADA in San Francisco.  Poor Gavin is getting dragged on Twitter for marrying her 20 years ago. FFS a lot of us had shitty first marriages, at least he got out of it before she transformed. 

Nikki Haley serving some modernized Dolores Umbridge realness.

“The charges include: bullying, revenge porn, and blackmail — I just want to make clear all these allegations are both true and occurred only digitally. I denounce these actions and they are the actions of a sick and troubled 14-yo boy.”

Clearly, we need to clarify what the word “mistake” means.

Every. Single. Day. this family never fails to show that they are absolute trash. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

It had a very 80's South American Dictator vibe to it.

That’s what we in the history business call a Mussolini.

Clearly the judge is biased against me simply because I think he is genetically inferior!  Kangaroo Court!

What the duck?

Nudity for the sake of comedy is the best kind. For example, can anything top Graham Chapman accidentally showing his dick to his own worshipers in Life of Brian? Shooting the scene to merely imply what happened, without showing the audience what his worshipers’ actually saw, dulls the edge of the joke. There’s no way…

“Oh, God...oh, God...OH GOD THIS UNDERWIRE’S STABBING ME!”

Did she though?

Thank you. I do not understand the desire to paint a more complicated picture. This entire family is about as deep as the puddle in my driveway.