If I didn’t know better, it would seem that the police have a habit of lying.

It's almost as confounding as Bolton's revelation today that Trump has no coherent policy.

Nah, he is back in the good graces of Fox News and is on Hannity all the time who refers to him as “The Architect”. Every fucknut conservative shill has some moniker like that. For example, that nutter Mark Levin is “The Great One” or Micheal Savage is “The Doctor”. WTF is it with that shit?

“Ok, let’s get this staff meeting underway. Kayleigh, when I yank on this chain, It’s your turn to speak...”

Your sympathy for her is greater than mine, I can assure you. I have zero sympathy for anyone who works for this asshole, including Ms. Beaver Pelt Eyelashes. 

She chose to work with a man who is known to be complete garbage to women. So my sympathy is very small. 

Oh man can you imagine this woman’s day-to-day existence in the West Wing? I bet she has to hide in a broom closet three or four times a week, peeking through the keyhole until the blobby orange mass oozes past.

No doubt Trump finds her very grabbable.

I’m still not over the fact that the new press secretary looks like she just walked into the job straight off a Fox set.

and remember, Ham Rove is a highly paid consultant

We’ve been brainwashed to think grinding, working long fucking hours is morally just instead of wondering how the fuck does a society get to a point in which someone can work three jobs and still not have enough of A basic living expense.

Exactly. Real rich people are basically like “It’s none of your damn business.”

Another Fail Up. He can stuff his meritocracy.

Real rich people never tell you how they make/keep/spend their money.

I mean, after all of the dozens of countries the U.S. has interfered with over the past 100 years, I can’t say we don’t deserve it.

I think the most comical part of this “revelation” is that Melanie* has friends. I mean, besides her sidepiece bodyguard boyfriend in NY. 🙊

Four caused by a Democrat is obviously more than a hundred thousand caused by a Republican, that’s just math.

This is the last straw.

Everything is fucked.

I regret to inform you that Chris Cillizza remains employed.