I mean he failed at the two easiest things to do in this country, run a casino & a football team. Think about that. A casino which is license to print money, sell booze and bad food and run a football team which even Mike Brown didn’t fuck up and this loser couldn’t do it.

Yup.

That’s old news. You should read some of the deep dives people have done on the levels of fuckery he’s gotten into over the decades. This is nowhere near an exhaustive list but going from memory I believe:

Yeah but: no one has ever heard Trump laugh. True story.

Well, HE thought he was funny, not unlike Trump. And people laughed at his jokes out of fear. Not unlike Trump.

It probably didn’t help that he was essentially unloveable, either.

Caligula had a sense of humor.

He’s basically King Joffrey Baratheon, an evil boy who wants to be loved but instead, he’s merely tolerated and appeased because he’s in power and everyone is just trying to keep him from going nuclear.

Mary Trump became ill after the birth of Trump’s younger sibling. Trump was but a toddler, and Mommy was swept away to the hospital where she remained very ill for months. So ill, in fact, that Trump’s older sister was told by Fred Trump to ‘go to school, and if her mother died, he would come and get her.’

Like I said: The Sunken Place is Real. Get Out was indeed a documentary. All skin folk ain’t your kin folk. Also you can tell she doesn’t go to a black salon that weave looks like shit.

God that “well if they’re pissed off I must be right” defence is overplayed by everyone these days. If you’re pissing most people off it’s a sign you’re probably just a shite candidate and should do everyone a favour and just piss the fuck off.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

The scariest story is that Trump will be president from November 4th 2020 to January 19th 2021, for 77 days... Trump will be still be President and he will be stewing on the fact he lost the 2020 election.

How many submissions did you get that simply said “Trump wins 2020"?

As Chris Rock said “there are black people who aren’t even born yet who won’t vote for him.”

“It was impossible for the ball to take that trajectory.”

Ugggh. So her soon to be ex-husband choreographs a revenge porn campaign against her, and she resigns her position. Ugh. 

Over near the grassy goal line.

When you lose to the Titans, it is never the refs fault.