Denzel!

Never stop bobbying, Bobby.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

Congratulations, Sinead O’Rebellion. What an amazing prediction that was yours, belonged to you, and you owned it, and what it is, too.

Christ, give it a rest. Do you really have so little going on in your life that this is what you choose to spend your time on?

Why even have the window down if you don’t want to be bothered?

Wait, are you mad at him because he works out a lot and eats healthy? It’s literally the only thing he gets paid to do.

You realize he is joking right?

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.

Why wouldn’t it be on Jezebel?

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

“Does anyone care about Saturday Night Live anymore?” Said the person who read an article about Saturday Night Live, then decided to take the time to make a comment on said article.

Unless the woman you don’t like is Angelina Jolie in which case you’re Chelsea Handler.

Wtf are you talking about

I find her neither funny, nor likable.

BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

This is easily the most assholey thing I have ever read. Only people with mental illness can be lazy? Or other people can’t be lazy because it makes you feel bad about yourself? What in the everloving fuck gave you that idea.

Oh I ADORE Mary Chapin Carpenter. He Thinks He’ll Keep Her and Down at the Twist and Shout are two of my all time favorite songs. I don’t care much for country music, but I will ALWAYS make an exception for her and for The Dixie Chicks. Just a fabulous songwriter.