I’ve never met a vegan. A few of my friends are vegetarians, and I don’t think I really know the difference between the two. That being said, I have ONLY ever heard about negative interactions with Vegans. It’s insane, like worse than BatVSupes reviews. I think to myself: “They can’t be THAT bad.” and then 51 bananas…

Ha ha, I was literally just about to press Publish on my “Are you Jordan Sargent” comment, when I realized I probably wasn’t the only one having that thought.

So what you’re saying Ellie is that not eating meat makes you crazy. I knew it!

Goodbye. I have perished from the stupidity of this article. I’ve loved you all.

From the linked story:

The two might be related. Knowing that he was to see an addiction doctor the next day may have caused him to take an even greater dose than usual: the fear that arises when we believe that we are to be deprived of something that has become necessary to us.

He said “we paid for you” and also didn’t respond to her “stop” and “no.” Maybe it sounds very radical fem but camera lens can be male gazey and with the non consent here this feels kind of rapey (no, that doesn’t undermine actual rape...this is a different degree but in my understanding there is a spectrum of…

I like pissy Kelly. Let her blow off some steam. Strahan will be gone soon anyways.

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

It means Jennifer Garner has a single scene as a dead marine who loves karaoke.

This was a gorgeous piece of writing. I can definitely relate to a lot that’s here (huge Prince fan, lost my dad too early, etc.), but this part...

She is not his partner, she is the contractually obligated cohost at his former gig. That’s not to say that he can’t appreciate and respect what she said today. He was most likely under a gag rule to not breathe a word of the negotiations to anyone, including her. It’s not personal, it’s business. She’s still got her…

Did that kid say, “Everyone is my bitch,” or am I hearing shit?

Josh Groban is SO FUNNY — who knew?

You don’t condone or tolerate it but you sure can fucking execute. Good work Southwest.