I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

I wish Kimmel had made his point that opinions are not facts a little more clearly. As Spicer stuck to the party line, I wondered if He did sign an NDA. I would not think it would be a legally binding document since Mr. Trump is not his boss, and Spicer didn’t work for the Trump Organization. My guess is he learned a…

And if they don’t answer an uncomfortable/flat-out rude question, he’ll just ask it again two minutes later and get them to spill. Andy really should be questioning terrorists for the CIA.

Andy Cohen has a remarkable way of asking rude questions while still making his guests feel like he’s on their team. His hosting ability astounds me at every reunion and WWHL!

I mean, it’s a heteronormative lapel liner. It can’t be.

I love Tommy, too! I think he might actually be my favorite. He gets so earnestly angry (but I also loved Lovett’s description of him as a boat shoe in human form).

Yesssssss. Yes, please. To add to the proof of relationship comments below: last winter a lot of his travel woes were en route to New York, where Ronan lives, and there was one story where he slipped and said something that indicated he was going to see his boyfriend. And the other guys have occasionally ribbed him…

Those don’t look like Indochino suits!

THAT’S THE ONE. FUCKIN’ IRON YOUR SHIRT, JON.

There was a photo of them at an event together recently—both in nice suits, posing with arms around each other—and I started screaming at my computer because Jon’s shirt was a mess of wrinkles. Like, YOU’RE GOING PUBLIC. LOOK NICE. I will try to find it.

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

Okay I have this game figured out.

When Trump sent his tweets trashing Mika & Joe, the thing I found most offensive (it was all inherently gross and petty) was that Mika was in mourning, having just lost her father - a lifelong American statesman - 2 weeks earlier. This was rarely discussed, but a perfect example of how ruthless Trump is, without any…

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture.

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

Huzzah!! Welcome back, Jane! You (and Millihelen!) have been sorely missed.