I watched the original video and literally told my friend, "She will be robbed in a week". How many days off am I?

I took a selfie and my left knee looks like Jesus Christ on the cross. I'm listing it on Craigslist. Raising enough money to have an implant put in when the lucky recipient get Jesus Christ on a knee. Win/Win.

I just heard of these guys about 8 days ago, but I think the prank was funny. Especially the middle age men part.

I don't know if it's because I'm stoned, but this video is making cry in laughter. I have already watch 50 times. I'm cracking myself up.

Nope, just read through the conversations and saw NO laughs with you. Other laughs were visible.

It's sad that anatomical correction was the only thing you got at of the article. I'll thank Madeline for you.

I am straight and I cringe when someone yells "my gays' like Kathy Griffin does every time she opens her friggin mouth. I hate the term "the gays".

I just screamed at her at my computer. Melissa and I.......UGH

That's insulting to my boyfriend, Doug Wilson!

"cuse me. You talking to me?

Fuck that person......Allowing a male employee to put out her waist to see SWIM? This woman needs to get attention somewhere else. If it looks like bra and panties go to the beach or somewhere no one is going to question your suit. Seriously, someone needs more hugs in their life.

"there were a bunch of people working on my campaign that were conceived by rape, "

I hate this story because it is so true everywhere. Sick food employees should never be working on the line. Customers get sick all the time for stupid people working carrying a virus, not washing hands, and having infectious diseases. But, fucking managers still make them work.

Becoming my favorite with Tastee.

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Strong anti-gay Catholic priest is accused of sexually abusing other men and boys. Where have I heard this before?

I still can't wrap my head around the mentality of people "proudly clinging to my guns and bible" mantra. Isn't carrying around a gun to shoot people the opposite of what the bible says? Isn't there a part in Bible where we are to 'Love thy neighbor"?

I have a picture of me and Sir Richard at the U.S.Open a few years back. It's in my photo library and I can't figure out how to paste it here. Very nice and friendly guy. Had fun. Any clues how to post it?

Dodai, thanks....when I saw the article of Katherine Heigl earlier .the only thought I had was how cool the dress was. Like remarkably cool. I guess i'm not the only one. I was hoping I was the only one sensing the fashion forward trends.

Too soon?