I bet when the league was deciding if offsides calls should be reviewable, this was one of the exact situations they were thinking of.

Nobody has ever fucking called the Avalanche the ‘lanche. That is clearly a halfway recalled, halfway invented stroke memory. I’m guessing someone dozed off while watching Planet Earth: MOUNTAINS, and woke up during Sportscenter.

Yeah. I mean, I’m not gonna go in thinking that everyone deserves an Oscar, but it looks like it could be fun to watch.

I HAVE THE NERDIEST BONER RIGHT NOW

You know it’s a good day when you see a comment about the Pillsbury Throwboy.

Weird parallel- reminded me a lot of Michael Vick’s throwing motion. Like you just wouldn’t expect the ball to travel that far. He just kinda flicked it and it went 40 yards. Crazy.

See here I was thinking you were making a joke about culture being so toxic that there were MRSA infections and Greg Schiano.

Here comes an 8 game winning streak so the Giants can lose in the first round of the playoffs and get fuck all out of the draft.

Landon Collins got called for almost getting an interception though. Good stuff here.

Most definitely. I think the Avalanche made the song here the song they play when they score a goal.

I’ll have you know, Marine Todd once punched the shit out of an atheist libtard professor for daring to accuse a Marine of not doing it right. 

I would have carried the remains in a plastic bag wrapped up in several layers of duct/masking tape, clearly labeled “NOT COKE”. 

That really does sum it up. There was so much pain and rage in those eyes.

I got you fam.

I got you fam.

According to GQ, it’s apparently kind of a joke between him and Quaresma. He said if he scored against Spain he’d keep his terrible goatee, and he scored.

I laughed, but only to keep from crying.

Xenophobia would be the easy way to explain it. Information is so tightly controlled that having ideas other than those the imperium mandates is likely to get you executed painfully, or at least turned into a mindless servitor.

I was with you until you said homosexual soldiers. I once spent an insane 4 days watching Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor on repeat and I did not once see a feather boa, therefore your assessment has shaken me to the core, and I will respond with mocking indignation.

HAHA sure there were gays in WWII. Next you’ll tell me…

The set of two games played is sometimes referred to as a tie, so a goal that wins the set could be called a tie winning goal.

Kinda like how a run that wins the set of games in the MLB playoffs could be called a “series winning run.”