It's probably just because of his name, but I read this as "Check out Mario Gotze's Goat Boner" and I was ready for some really weird shit. Imagine my disappointment as it was just human boner. Fucking Mondays.

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

Did Winston ever admit to any wrongdoing? It's a lot easier to take decisive action when the assholes in question fully admit to doing terrible things, not that I think FSU handled things as well as they should have.

I think there are lots of Americans who genuinely enjoy the sport and support their clubs wholeheartedly, it's just that due to soccer's marginalized presence in the US, there's gonna be hipsters. I wonder if there are annoying American football fans in Europe who do the same type of thing.

Honestly, #3 is a pretty big factor for me. I would consider myself a somewhere above casual, but not hardcore soccer fan, possibly due to the sport's lack of exposure here in the states, and nothing is more irritating to me than having a casual conversation with a friend about soccer when someone comes up and snorts,…

WORST headline? Is that why it never works when I walk up to ladies and say (in an extremely good British accent) "The name is Bond... Steve... uh... Hello. My name is Steve."

My life is a goddamn lie.

Shit yeah titties in a newspaper! If terrible things happen and the USA gets eliminated, I will go for Germany. NEWS TITTIES YOU GUYS

The Rangers and Tigers play again tonight. There's a good chance that Ian Kinsler is going to get drilled.

Unwritten rules, guys. They really are important.

*thoccer

Since they didn't advance and will probably both be watching the games, Balotelli should have to kiss Suarez.

Wow. Well fucking done. Your team wins and advances, but probably without one of the best strikers in the world. If I was a Uruguay fan, I would feel like biting a motherfuck- WHAT THE HELL

And a large segment of Brazilians are willing to riot over the fact that soccer is being played in their country. We can go on and on about various nitpicks that make one sport bizarre and another just a sport. Even saying "football is football" is ridiculous, since football is indeed football to me, and that involves…

It's not quite that, but Sunset Overdrive seems to be incorporating a lot of what made the Jet Set games fun.

It helps that this World Cup has been particularly exciting. I consider myself a relatively casual fan of soccer, but this World Cup has been looney toons. Soccer haters tend to say that soccer is boring, and they forget that every sport has the occasional game that is a snoozer. Did anyone watch the Giants play the…

TERRORISM TERRORISM TERRORISM BROWN PEOPLE AND TERRORISM

Haha! That very first one was like a figure skating move. Beautiful and dainty!

Yup I get you. Besides, the best ork players are the ones who don't take their army too seriously.

I like that it had to take a look around real quick because it connected so solidly that neither animal knew where it was for a moment. Then when it sees the dog... shit yes.

Company of Heroes would probably be a pretty good basis to this. Still, it would be cool to have something a little more involved.

I am about to share with you the greatest and best representation of Ork Kommandos. Whenever someone mentions Orks and Stealth, I am compelled to share this.