He looks so happy! That is the face of a man who has won.

Oh man I agree. My friend! Such a well acted moment.

Yep. All of his stories were awesome. I also liked the one about him and his Asari girlfriend. And about how you can pry the plate off a Krogan's head. And about how he hijacked a freighter and- you know, I just have to reiterate, all of his stories were awesome.

...go on?

Character: Zaeed Masani

Did not realize that the lead photo was an animated gif. I felt extremely uneasy as I read this, then I scrolled back up and realized why. Then I stood up and found out that someone put shit in my pants.

Heck yeah it's a ton of dice. Good help you if you were within rapid fire range.

Pshhhhhh 4th edition Imperial Guard, son. Movement phase? 1 second. Shooting phase? STILL HAPPENING

This might be the best thing I've ever seen.

Dang. If I lit everything on fire that annoyed me, I would start with the Giants D-line, but they haven't shown up since 2010.

Holy shiiiiii does the preview picture bear an uncanny resemblance to

I was wondering when they'd post the video of this after you pointed it out. Also, yes, your name is quite appropriate today.

When I saw that Cowboy Cookies were the quintessential food of Colorado, I also raised an eyebrow. Was this found by typing COLORADO FEWDS into Google?

The 207th Masked Milkmen Regiment is hardcore as hell.

Richie pointed at his great dismay at never making it as a Rockette as the primary factor in bullying his teammate.

Okay so I read your original post and was prepared to rant, but after reading this I see your point and I even agree to some extent. I think games would get better if ratings weren't an issue (though most of the games I can recall that were huge sellers were all rated M), but at the same time, as a parent, I can…

Looks too much like:

Trust me, you don't want to see what that really looks like. Okay fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Ok so I know that this probably isn't going to help, but if you compare it to something (perhaps fittingly) similar, figure skaters have a toepick on the front of their skates for this very reason. He's putting a lot of energy into that kick, and that energy has to go somewhere.