So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

Not all food.

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.

I don't know, the human rights might not be as skilled and technical as boxing's, but they make up for it with the human head kicks, I think.

I like you Tim. When Dana White kills you, you will be missed.

YES! YES! YES!

Meh. He's no Chris Jericho.

Daniel Bryan is not better than Stone Cold.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

Undertaking losing last night was a life-altering event. Here are the most shocking news moments in my life in order: 1. Undertaker losing to Brock Lesnar to end the "streak." 2. 9/11 3. Pearl Harbor

I'm going to be really disappointed in this movie if that dog survives by jumping into a maintenance exit in a freeway tunnel.

WORLDSTAR!!! WooooooRLDSTAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

Well the "secret" Guardians villain is fairly obviously Thanos, no? I don't know why they'd even bother trying to keep that one secret...

As a follow-up, I expect a puff piece on the pitcher's beef with Welington.

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

It's as if someone put a New York Times headline above a crazy Facebook comment.