Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people these days

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

PRIEST MODE

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

JLaw! You do NOT take your girl down with you! Sister Rules! Know them, follow them.

Vermont's the one on point.

Exactly what the trench coat and fedora wearing guy would say if he wanted to throw us off the scent. You aren't fooling us

I for one do. Publicizing that it's a good thing for women to stand up for themselves, and that they don't have to be passive and accept all the sexual harassment that is thrown at them, is a good thing. It helps women who see it, empower them to also stand up for themselves.

You can watch the livestream here, if you're curious:

(looks out back door)

You know who isn't nice to moms from Minnesota?

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

If there's one thing LeBron learned from his teammates, it's that you should definitely be nice to moms. You never know what could happen.

Dammit! Grandia...going with III because WHEN I FLY IN THE SKY........

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If Chrono Trigger doesn't change your life,