I know, they should do one of those blindfolded Febreze commercials there.

My face as I thought too deeply about Larry and Hef in the mansion. It would be the old, pornman version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?.

Yes. This trash can is ironic and cute. Vintage. See how they used rope instead of a metal handle. Oh the WHIMSY. This trash can is for effortlessly beautiful ladies with lofts in Brooklyn.

Making movies, checking hoverboards and FOITIN’ ROUND THE WORRRRRLD

Press the any key? There's no any key! I'm thirsty, I'll order a Tab by pressing the tab key...

THEY DONT EVEN REALLY HOOVER! Call me when this is a reality:

Yes yes yes!! This, exactly this. Stamos is in such a stereotypical “lady” pose I actually find it endearing and hilarious. It’s got to be deliberate, right? It's totally mocking the stupid shit ladies have to do. Right?!?

Bullfuckingshit. No one said their is anything wrong with women embracing their looks or even using their looks to make money. The Kardashians are on a whole other level though. They offer nothing but surgically enhanced ‘beauty’ (attempting to pass it off as hard work in the gym and good styling). It just so happens…

And this is the problem with middle class/upper class feminism. You don’t care what women are doing, as long as they’re in a position of power. Hillary Clinton is pro-war and pro-Wall Street. No problem because she is a ‘strong woman’. Who cares if her politics are aligned with Thatchers?

Does Kris Jenner pay Jezebel to write about them?? This is too much.

Pretty sure I saw this on Modcloth while I was drunk shopping the other night.

I like to tell people how little I spent on things, bc I am cheap. “Oh this shirt? It was $10 at Marshall’s!”

I’m betting he was white too. I can just picture a mother of color trying this. She’d be arrested and her kids in foster care in three shakes of a lamb’s tail.

Childcare!? In my day they just dropped you off at the bootstrap factory where you work your way up from the bottom. Coddling these children will not turn them into to the sociopathic corporate elites this country needs.

These remind me of 80s shit and make me feel like I need a lot more cocaine before I can appreciate them. Right now they just look fucking ugly.

Take it away Dorothy...

The difference is that if I, as a brown skinned Black woman decided one day that I wanted to live my life as a white woman because I always felt like one, people would look at me like I grew 5 heads and i’d be committed. It’s really not hard to see that these things don’t work both ways. Black people who have been…