Okay, I’ve finally figured it out—why this children’s mud pie come to life is so Goddamn popular. He is a master at our true love, magical thinking.

This hasn’t gotten old for me yet.

The birth of a child rates really high on stress indices and so does pregnancy.

Are we sure this isn’t Katharine McPhee?

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

Good Christ there’s more.

Off in the corner being shamed by the Bitchin’ Betty Barbie.

Everything in that store is horrific.

Yes, I’ll have 1 of each, off the schadenfreude menu, please. ^_^

Well, my ex and his BF did once get incredibly awful service - hostile, rude, etc. The server thought they were a couple so she basically tried to shame them. They ate their perfectly lovely food, and then went around the restaurant and personally tipped out the bartender, cook, and busboy. They then went to the…

Made me think of this:

Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”

God you hit it right there. All she wants from this is the ability to NOPE gay people. She is abusing her position of power so defiantly it blows my mind....

I can’t believe she actually found 4 men who would put their penis in her, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? The MadTV sketch “Lowered Expectations” comes to mind.

Because she wants the power to deny people she hates. She also wants accolades from other Christians for her “heroism”. If she walked away none of that could happen.

She needs an asylum for her crazy.

“asylum” for her “conscience” lol

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.