There’s an entire breed of paranoid concern trolls who see paedophiles everywhere and, not just that, they’re so fucking twisted they think children posing in “sexy” ways or wearing swimsuits or nothing at all is somehow enticing paedophiles. It speaks volumes of the gross sexual repression and perversion that is…

I’d like to add, “wears a suit that requires cuff-links,” because cuff-links are hot.

For me:

25. Knows the words to disco songs.

I went to a record store today and found one of Morris Day’s solo albums for $2. It’s never been played—until right now, that is!

I just have two points....

I’m simply mesmerized by Gina herself. My favorite thing about her may be that 99% of the time her shoes and bags match her outfit perfectly. I seriously wonder how many bags and shoes she owns because those shoes match perfectly with that 1 blue dress and nothing else.

Look him up, listen to what he has to say. For an old dude he’s actually pretty active on Reddit and posts a lot of YouTube videos. If you like him, please consider voting for him in the primaries. He’s also running without a super PAC so if you really find yourself interested, consider donating. You can donate as…

No one fights more than Bernie. I mean, he gives zeros shits about saying something that might be unpopular if he believes it.

You better come to fight Bernie, because your opponent, who just barely survived an attack on her helicopter in Bosnia, is going to smear the shit out of you. Just be thankful you’re not black, or Bill might suggest you serve coffee to him.

Y'know, there's something to be said for people that act as thorns in the side of those who are much more powerful than them. God Bless Bernie Sanders and all the other mid-level political malcontents of the world.

Lying about your age, hmmmm?

This looks so fucking comfortable.

At first glance I thought it was “Butts and the Bachelor” (by Tina Belcher)

When did she turn into the Grinch? Like, I know she is really pretty, but she makes weird faces. And needs to stop talking too, apparently.

There is no bodily waste or excretion that bothers me (except for other people’s hair), but I hate these commercials the same way I hate hearing about the physical mechanics of my friends’ sex lives. Yes, this is something you and virtually everyone else on earth does, and if you ever need help with this I will be…

How about this reason for not buying Quilted Northern?

sorry, but its cottonelle for the win:

this is all lies

I loved him as Principal William Baines Pimpell!! and of course i adored him and Kel for the Good Burger skits. I miss that show. Fuck, I feel so old...