I’m on record as saying there’s a place in the discussion for people with all levels of food preferences, but now I see that no, there is not. For these specific people—the people who as adults (OSTENSIBLY) will only eat chicken nuggets and pizza—they are not allowed to take part in any conversation about food. Adults…

My mom is a transplanted Midwestern lady living in a small island town in south Texas. There are a lot of great stories I could tell about her (she was briefly Mormon because the only church within walking distance of her family’s farm was a Mormon temple and then she got a scholarship to BYU and, as she likes to tell…

I want to open a restaurant chain called “Flanders” where all the servers have to wear bushy mustaches and tight ski pants. And they will all be required to know sexy Flanders moves.

You don’t win friends with salad!

I'm going to start drawing my lips from my forehead to my nipples and no one can stop me.

FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSZ

i can’t be the only kid who grew up with parents who had a chest freezer & RARELY cleaned it out... when they did some reshuffling I guarantee I ate meat at least this old. AND I AM STRONG LIKE OX.

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

It strikes me that in the 20th century we had a lot of roles for stone-cold hardcore ladies like Vivien Leigh, Lauren Bacall, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, and Barbara Stanwyck. Nowadays not so much. Granted lots of them were cautionary “don’t be a bitch” tales, but I think they were still written as very interesting,…

Erykah Badu looks like what happens when someone goes to Moshood in Brooklyn and just goes “Fuck It” before running through every aisle and grabbing whatever they can find.

#corrections Although its kind of hilarious - you say that Brad Pitt ‘enjoys smoking post’. I assume you meant pot but I’m going to use ‘smoking post’ as a new BJ euphamism. Maybe BJs in the wild west?

Teresa Giudice has made enemies with nearly every person she’s met in prison

this eye makeup made me cry.

Stacey Dash should know that life is unfair. Instead of becoming a notable, respectable actress, she became a Fox News contributer who most likely doesn’t make as much money as their male contributers OR their white female contributers (because we know when it comes to the wage gap, white women on average make more…

I know that. But advertising reaches to millions of people, and I really doubt egyptians engraved messages on their walls saying shit like “Your neighbor got married first because she wears red lipstick.” THAT is advertising. And that hasn’t always been around. Advertising is sneaky and manipulative, which goes beyond…

Companies that sell soap and underwear are not empowering you or celebrating you. They don’t care. They’re just making money off of what they know makes you tick because they have been doing that since advertising exists.

This is perfect for this guy I know. RIP Ashy Larry

The worst part is I just read about it, and am now reading comments about it. Well, for me it is. I can’t seem to stop.

THE BEST.