I have to ask- at what point do shorts stop being shorts and just become wide leg pants? Like- I mean at some point you’re just wearing palazzo pants- right? RIGHT?

I’m with you mostly, but nothing will ever top Coney Island. I fucking love Coney Island. Coney Island is what the landscape of my soul looks like.

I hope I have to lift my shirt up that high to flash someone at that age. She raises her shirt to her shoulders. Pretty sure mine will be closer to my belly button in 40 years.

Gap just needs to go back to the early days when they sold Levi’s.

OK, she’s human.’

Completely not surprising. I’ve seen so many morons railing at doctors and scientists for not promoting lemon water and other crap as cancer cures.

The thing about Kim is that I was always under the impression that beneath the substances there was a genuinely sweet, but woefully fragile person. Over the course of this season I’ve observed her show that she is awful to the bone, both drunk and sober. Her behavior was so inexcusable, her tactics so dirty, her…

So...completely appropriate then.

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

Don’t worry gay men Crow T Robot is here with a brand new line of Italian sunglasses for men.

This is one of the things that drives me bananas about Subway. They advertise special sandwiches with specific meat, sauce and veggie combos, then if you order that special sandwich by name, you still have to walk the sandwich maker through exactly what you want on your seemingly pre-defined sandwich.

Let’s ignore for a minute the fact that Kylie Jenner did not, in fact, invent the concept of full lips and that full lips have been a beautiful and highly desirable trait for women of color since as long as we’ve inhabited the planet.

The waitress in that second story was so hilariously clueless, I pictured her as Starfire from Teen Titans Go. “On Tamaran, we offer the free refills of the beverages!”

Whatever happened to those... Simple Joys?

Silver lining: She gets to start with a clean slate of fresh city workers. Whether it’s due to racism, corruption, or just plain being set in their ways, the old workers have given the town an opportunity to do something new - presumably what voters had in mind when they elected Ms. Byrd over a 37-year incumbent.

I’m not. They are rich and white. Which is why law enforcement cared in the first place. Now that they are okay and they don’t need to frame anyone for their disappearance, they’ll resume their normal activities of choking the life out of black civilians.

this is very true. most dems are republicans at this point. that’s why warren looks WILDLY PROGRESSIVE when she’s all ‘i really like the idea of kids not going into debt for their education’

We should let the market decide who has the babies from now on... I'm tired of BIG NATURE telling us how it has to be done

It bothers me deeply that an official statement is riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes. It's not a tweet or a quickly dashed off status update. Fucking proofread that shit and be a professional.

I broke my dad of that habit completely by little kid accident when I was maybe 8? We were sitting in a dinner and he made an awful comment about some lady’s weight and I asked him, “Daddy, do you think I’m pretty?”