This is what I was raised with too. It was always all the rage to go to Crossroads (another used clothing store) for all your outfits. No one had new clothes when I was in high school, it was all about “vintage,” which I was perfectly fine with. People I knew cared more about ski vacations than new clothes. I feel…

Dunham has a pathology of being and choosing the worst.

So - you sold me - I have big ass blue eyes and all I want from my makeup is for them to pop event more. I ordered some from sephora.com and then because it was only $18 more to get free shipping I also ordered some $30 eyeshadow palette in colors I don't usually wear because NEW STUFF and also I have a problem.

So - you sold me - I have big ass blue eyes and all I want from my makeup is for them to pop event more. I ordered…

I would fucking kick her right in the crotch if I could.

Call me stoned at 3:18 in the afternoon, but I just read the first sentence of your comment and took it to mean that you wanted to binge watch the show Cosmos with Megyn Kelly until you found out all her secrets.

A: He’s not a decent person.

Real shit. I know that by even leaving this comment I’m contributing to the K madness. Because you record a click as a marketing metric that tells Jez powers that be, that these stories drive traffic. And maybe they do. But in the past three weeks, I swear to goodness EVERY GOTDAMN DAY y’all have a story on these…

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE MAKEUP AND I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ALL YOU AWESOME GODESSES LETS NEVER LEAVE THIS POST EVER.

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE MAKEUP AND I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ALL YOU AWESOME GODESSES LETS…

I actually flush my system with Colt 45. It works every time.

Oh good. The monster parents of these kids are teaching their spawn how to get along in the world: push, shove and spew a stream of expletives until you get what you want.

I died, and then took the trouble to come back to earth, for people who want to take the celebration of my resurrection, turn it into a day about candy, and then who want to greedily shove aside the children who the candy is supposed to be for? Really?

The plastic eggs were mostly empty? This whole stampeding business would make more sense if Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs were involved. So much more sense.

I’m solidly middle class and you bet your ass I raid the clearance meat section. YOLO.

They already cast the lead

Of all the indulgent beauty products I buy — of which there are many — Fresh is the only one I feel no guilt about. I have tubes stashed by the sofa, in the office, by my bed and one in my purse. I don't even bother buying anything else. (Oh, and it smells divine.)

I need to add one thing - well, two things— to your lip reply.

Does anyone remember this, from, I think, just the paperback edition of Misery? It made such a huge impression on teenage me, and so few even hardcore SK fans have any idea what I'm talking about when I mention it.