Yes, but I feel like being the objectively best Kardashian is akin to being the least painful herpes sore.

See, I would have pegged her mouth also being her asshole, considering the shit coming out of it.

Hail Hydra!

Every time I see a photo of Kelly Osbourne I think of Mrs. Slocum from Are You Being Served? (which may well still be running on PBS). Invariably, though, I end up reminding myself that that's not very charitable. To Mrs. Slocum.

I bet he uses those veneers to scrape the shaft.

If you're uncool and your kids hate you on the semi-regular you're probably doing it right. So glad my kids are grown and I used to tell them, I'm not your friend, I'm your mother first.

I firmly believe that is the point of terrible parenting stories. It's to give the rest of us the opportunity to reflect on how fucking awesome we are. I can officially state that I have never (1) driven while drunk or (2) brought my child along while attending an orgy (not even a small one).

it happens. I teach preschool and I'm constantly tripping over them. Children are to t little ninjas who creep up on you. This is the only time they are quiet while awake, when they are getting into mischief.

Who's the real idiot at E?

So it was the older and horsefaced looking evil stepbitch that told the younger and dumber evil stepbitch to hate on Princess Jaz?

So Kathy Griffin made the joke but knew better than to say it, so she fed it to the idiot. Osborne thinks it's over the line because "she's a friend of the show" and Rancic is so clueless that she repeats it 3 times.

No one should be touched without their permission. But for one's hair to be touched as a white girl in the Bahamas or India (examples from threads below) or for one's curls to be "sproinged" as in the Ramona books (another example from a thread below) is not the same. A white tourist in a post-colonial country…

Yes, I'm sure it's annoying. The difference is the "othering" that black people get, especially regarding our hair. Someone with hair texture similar to your own may admire your curls if their hair is straighter. They may admire the thickness of your hair versus their fine hair. However, when some people go to touch…

nobody believes that story, Khloé

Always worth a post!

Of course Rancic responds with the typicsl, "race had nothing to do with it" bullshit. SMH at this blatant racism from two untalented, unintelligent, bigoted white women.

This is why the term "cultural appropriation" exists. Black people's hair can loc naturally but when our hair is in locs, we look dirty and unkempt. On white people it looks "edgy and chic".

Dear Giuliana,

Let me turn his argument on it's head.