ALL THE STARS IN THE UNIVERSE GO TO HEATHER'S MOM AND YOU FOR POSTING THIS.

Because she's a smug insipid insufferable know-it-all who doesn't actually know anything, thanks upper class white privilege?

I hate LD so much and I don't know why. Someone help me out here. It's starting to freak me out.

My sister has a theory that whenever white people try to do Jamaican accents they sound Irish and whenever black people try to do Irish accents they sound Jamaican.

Going into people's houses at night to wreck up the place?

I need a good concealer, most of them make my skin peely (even if looks smooth pre-concealer as soon as I put makeup on, dry skin flakes appear). The Nars one sounds good when I click on the link... maybe I'll try it.

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.

I'm a little ashamed to say I actually knew the song without even clicking on that.

He's against government spending. White portraits use less paint. I'll see myself out.

Why am I gray? Why is Bobby Jindal white?

So she's racist against Chinese people, murders reporters and apparently protects people that bomb Jewish community centers. Did she seriously come from a secret Nazi lab or something?

All I can think of is this guy. Howard Johnson is right!

This just makes me sad. Since his emergence on the political mainstage, Mr. Jindal has always had undertones of self-loathing. That he would okay the hanging of the white portrait in a prominent location shows that he wants to be seen as white, that he doesn't mind being lightened. That is disappointing. Just another…

NOT US THIS TIME! NOT US THIS TIME!

Hey, it wasn't the US this time! Woo!

"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe."

Holy. Shit.

wow