I like all the cookies! Because cookies!

Was there no pubes in the bread? Bread dough is really sticky and picks up all things, or did no one care?

I'm shorty but even when Miss Thang, Little Kim's face beat to all get out, she still look cray cray.

Sleepy Hollow is the bomb! It's got an X-Files appeal to it with Revolutionary American history. Who knew Ben Franklin was such a freak?

Just put a freakin wash cloth on the chair because you would get those chair lines on your ass if you didn't. And it was outside who knows what was on it before. Problem solved.

I'm sorry your mother acts like a complete cunt and send a bunch of hugs your way. My father tried that shit a couple of tears ago so I just took his still almost full plate away from him told him to fuck off no one was forcing him to eat it and got drunk. Everyone else said the meal was great and I knew it was but I…

I got out 2 weeks ago from a pulmonary embolism in my right lung with pneumonia, and still on some heavy duty meds. Feel better have some internet hugs.

That's a lot of work to steal a chicken.

That dress last night was horrible, but I love the assistant walking behind her with a sign explaining who she was.

Lisa was in a lot of '80s new wave British videos bands like ABC.

As others have said a good pair of exfoliating gloves or a good dense shower pouf along with Clinique body bar for clear skin.

Once you've made your own it hard to go back to any mass market brand, and it takes almost no time to do. The taste of homemade is so much better and clean you end up using less.

Couldn't have said it better my friend.

When both my kids were around 5 I made them watch this video. It's still great to this day.

Why is no one addressing her so called artist father his work is naked women with all their business hanging out literally, he's just nasty and pervy. Maybe this contributes to the culture of her household where her behavior is accepted and nit punished or discussed. White privilege runs strong in this one.

you've been "manned".

Are they going to include those guys humping that divan to Pony as one of the dance numbers?

Thank you that is perfect.

Ground up and boiled. #misandry

There's a story about a nurse working in an ER, she put up a map of Africa and circled the western countries affected and wrote on it, " Got it dummies".