I love stacked heels no balancing necessary and I always wear my size never sacrifice fit for fashion.

My Barbies always liked it when my brother's Incredible Hulk would show up, then it was a party!

My son is also on the spectrum and with some members of my family is like a little monkey, you can't get him off and others he just avoids. I don't force him either way and if your feelings get hurt, well #sorrynotsorry. I'm not going to force my 6 year old and then have to deal with the aftermath of screaming and…

Gordon Ramsey looks high-high!

I worked at a place that charged an extra dollar for up/neat but that was because we poured an extra half ounce.

Love the Melbourne show it's so over the top with bad makeup really bad liars and just bad but oh so good.

Actually he'll always be Ben Katz from Dr Katz for me. Los Benitos, little Benny, Benny Boy!

I too was a host at a bar I worked at here in NYC and you are so right about the regulars wanting you to sing the same song every week for me it was Killing Me Softly the Lauren Hill version and Dont Go Breakin My Heart that a sweet older man loved singing with me. He would just sing that song with me and maybe one…

Who cares about Jersey housewives anymore no one good is left and they suck, Melbourne housewives is where it's at,it's almost like a spoof show. They are over the top, blatant liars and gaudy dressers, exactly what I want to see from any woman crazy/stupid enough to do one of these shows. Oh and their Andy Cohen is…

Cold McDonalds French fries are like tiny hockey sticks.

Perfect example of reading and shade!

HOORAY!

I want all of these things.

First potatoes and now meat!? Wash those hands and kitchen stuff people before you touch anywhere on your body and vice versa.

Who cares? She can just re-weave it tonight. You know she got an in-house weaver.

Please tell me you live in Brooklyn so I can help you tell his mother off. If she thinks he's to busy then her ass needs to come by at least twice a week and clean up after him.

I just saw a makeup commercial with Mrs. Lively and it said she was Cherokee and they weren't treated very nicely either in the Antebellum south.

Roll up the nasty rug and put it in his room see how fast he vacuums it. I had a male roommate who was very hairy and would leave said hair all over the shower, after 2 times of asking I used his towels to wipe down the shower and put it on his bed problem solved. I would also put dirty dishes in whosever bed they…

When I was 5 my mom took me to her home country in South America, where I was chased by a chicken. Later that evening my aunt cooked it and it was the most delicious chicken I had on that trip.

I always think of Mariah Carey's Shake It Off whenever I see this title.