Doesn't apply, just wanted to post this

So once they get Christopher Pine established as the Green Lantern, they can do a sequel in which Green Lantern crosses over into the Marvel universe, picks up Professor Xavier (played, of course, by Patrick Stewart), after which, they moved to the film "Star Trek" universe and grab Captain Kirk (played, of course, by…

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

"The ref blows his whistle, and everyone stops, and you look around all confused like, "What? What happened? I thought we had a nice thing going on here.""

"Yeah, and...?" - Tim Duncan

This little dude occasionally appears at various tournaments too but unlike the Pokemon champion, he always loses, no matter what!

Good bye money.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent…

Robot Monster

They might be the best team in the [passes out in pool of vomit]

Fuck you. For being right.

imo, this is the single worst fx shot in the modern era. when i saw it in the theaters, i was gobsmacked that something that looked like a bad previz made it into a modern, high budget movie... especially one where all the previous fx shots looked fantastic:

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS. WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS.

Done.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

"This shift is too long."

Half-Life.

Reporter 1: [Watching drill] God, what a tremendous asshole.
Reporter 2: You'd think so, but really, it's just a little puckering from the ice water.

Kid: Why do you flop Dwyane Wade?