I actually get a stronger SNL vibe when the sax first blasts in on the title screen theme. I keep thinking "TRRAACY MORRGAAN" or some other random cast member.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

how about the smell of carnitas .....

I imagined an underground lead sarcophagus not unlike the one that houses the Chernobil plant, filled to the brim with mint-condition copies of ET carts.

And no, I'm actually not joking. I have a wild imagination.

Lance Stephenson: [walks past, bumps Evan Turner]

Hey Kristin, I'm going to quote you and suggest that you

You can't blame Manu's shoes for being caught off guard, they always just assume he's going to take a few extra steps.

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

Unable to get into the bathroom, the Astros shot their team photos in the cellar, where they are expected to remain at least until the All Star break...

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

*watches video*

This goes against all my OCD sensibilities, but then simultaneously fulfills them.

I've always wondered why Zelda and Link never got married. Now I know.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

"WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE"

He hasn't told this story before because he didn't want to burn any bridges. Now he is calling people out because his family's livelihood doesn't depend on it anymore.

I'm surprised, Steve Martin told me I'd have to wait until next spring for a C7 loan. Which is just as well because I don't wanna follow this guy..

Not a Cowboys fan but I don't how Matt Stafford can make such erratic throws and never get blamed for the Lions woes. Meanwhile Romo has Senile Jerruh, a puppet as head coach, his best weapon makes Brandon Marshall look emotionally stable, and a defense that would give up 40 points to some of the top high school…

I got a Wii U Premium pack with Super Mario Bros U and Super Luigi U. Also got Adventure time: Explore the dungeon because I DONT KNOW and ZombiU.

Pictured: the only ties Donovan McNabb recognizes.