my social media is only limited to Facebook, and that’s primarily for family connections. i stopped using twitter ages ago, never used instagram, and my linkedin profile is lacking.

not in any way the similar thing. I found my dog stole all the other dogs toys at the dog park. so i trained her to always carry her tennis ball at the dog park and show it off to everyone.

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches!!!

This is the exact review i sent my mother several years ago about a Lexus. When she asked me for details on the ride, she said “don’t tell me the colour is Grey”

I think the io9 shit is more about DC movies blowing eggs.

My mom is getting older, and she hated being in pictures. But as we flip through pictures of our younger years, there are hardly any of her. I have seen the same 10 photos of my grandfather repeatedly. One of my aunts just found a new photo of him, when he was mid 30s. I finally understand why people say I looked…

That’s why I am liking Guardians of the Galaxy. Its a story that hasn’t been on the big screen. It’s not Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine franchises.

how about telling new stories. the robin hood, king arthur stories have been done. it’s ok to move on from them. tell me a new fantastical story. it’s ok to be different.

i made rissotto 3 times. first time i followed the recipe perfectly. the next two times, I winged it. it’s not hard, just timing, heat and flavor takes a bit of practice.

it’s not his fault you are a loser and need medical attention. you aren’t a winner if you need someone else’s help.

I find the instagram text on the posts to be to young for my old soul.

Do you mind if I leave this link here: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

it’s yours.

it was kind of sweet in full context of the actual conversation.

I live in houston, and i get this question in high frequency rotation. When will you have kids? Have you considered adoption? “i know a lawyer who is great with finding adoption placements from good family backgrounds, do you want to setup an introduction meeting?”

i’m confused by the numbering system... is #1 high or low?

I thought she was funny in that movie she did. And she generally has a point. Just didn’t like her special. But I don’t like a lot of the netflix comedy specials.

have you seen the black mirror episode about social media “likes”?

i live in a foreign country, and all my family is distributed about my home country. for me, it’s about keeping up with the extended family without having to talk to people. we post about cooking projects, what the wee-ones are up to. when our grandmother was in a nursing home, we all lived for the daily up dates,…

i did too!