i admittedly loved the “How to use paper towels” TEDTalk. I forget the actual name, but it stuck with me.

Just the “shake your hands 12 times, like the apostles of christ were 12" line was so fucked up. so now, when i shake my hands dry before using 1 tiny square of paper towel, i feel some what holy... considering i…

she’s ill. and some how she is getting attention. it’s all she wants.

i dont remember that aspect of my life. There was a talent day or something and people sang songs, and i remember there was lots of peas for lunch.

i kind of wish it was him saying that. it would be good entertainment value for a few weeks. i don’t think it truly was him. he does have better stage management skills than that.

am i going to have to stop listening to the piano guys? i really liked them.

bathrooms

i don’t get that either

why is he getting stripped

is there a database of agents somewhere?

ditto. this is unwarranted attention. she is young, and by birth is associated with media events. Having social media accounts, shouldn’t automatically push her further into the public media.

mayo expires?

hipster friends (by this, I mean people online) keep saying “it’s the final season of America, and the writers are going crazy”

waffles with fried chicken and maple syrup are amazing waffles

what is this? why have i not seen this?

I loved Emily making kids cry with the Whale Harpoon.

I loved her version of Cinderella.

i love her team up with Anderson on NYE.

do you ever feel like, feel like a plastic bag, drifting in the wind?

i am partially dreading Thanksgiving next week. I have an in-law who yells “heil hitler” and there dog spins around and sits.

I just don’t want him to fuck up. I want him to raise to the occasion.