Fun fact: Arsenio Hall plays half the characters.

Ryan, doesn’t literally anything you think or do physically change your brain? :-)

I guess there are cases when faster is not better, depending on one’s priorities and the tradeoffs (e.g., speed versus efficiency).

Small point, but “Faster is better” under a chart isn’t helpful, especially when in some charts lower numbers (the amount of time taken to do something) means faster, while in others higher numbers (the amount of things done in a given time) means faster.

I’d prefer an Under the Skin sequel.

they’re renting out their Malibu spot for a cool $54 million.

Anthropomorphizes itself in the third person

Touch ID builds a 3D model of your finger’s ridges

The average ticket price in North America is $8.84? Holy cow. The Regal down the street (in NYC) charges $17.20.

Anyone know why there’s a gap between the 2021 and 2014 releases?

I’m pretty far to the left, but I generally try to avoid calling half the country “assholes.” It’s—what’s the word—alienating.

turning the proton into an electron and a neutron

Cameras!

The planet’s spin axis is 98 degrees

Hiro Murai

How so? What do you know that the board doesn’t?

Here’s the story that presumably tipped off the Quartz writer: