To soon.

I read your response as part of the article. Made it 2x as funny.

They do, it’s called the Event Viewer.

Are you refering to something different then “tablet mode” in widows 10? Thats the closest i know to the startscreen

I tried your password on your gmail account and now there's tentacles coming out of laptop. Should I be worried?

It’s not even just bad programming, it seems like deliberately bad programming. If you pass SQL the string “Null” it handles it just fine, so either this is some kind of database sanitation routine gone wrong; or someone is trying to do this wrong.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Man. This is so true. Getting turned down at the dance was heavy.

My 100$ tablet can emulate ps1 games but a Nintendo 3ds can't emulate snes games. Yeah sure.

Yeah, I hate it too when people laugh of what I don’t find funny.

exactly, Win 10 is one of the best OS in a long time. Win 7 was perhaps better but Win 10 s VERY stable and been using it since first beta and even then it was daily driver-able......

I bet that joke was a hit at lunch during school. Sorry, doesn’t work here. There’s more adults here with knowledge of Operating Systems.

You know there is a ‘run’ key right? Because when running it takes maybe a minute to cross the whole island. Maybe. It’s really not that big. Varied is what it is.

Aren’t eye tests free these days? Maybe you’re proof that they aren’t in some countries...

Coincidentally, ‘Yelp’ is the sound you make when you owe 350K in punitive damages.

I think you’re only supposed to swallow one at a time, but I like your style.

Ah, you are correct. I assumed it was a response to the article, not to another person. I blame Kinja for not having indented comments and myself for not checking. My apologies.

I can’t imagine how incredibly painful coding on a mac would be.

*very slow jerking off motion*