Older people generally aren't scared of much, because most of them have already lived through real life horror. Like fighting cancer, raising multiple demon spawn or losing a parent or other family member. You know, stuff that actually fucking matters.

Being old, I can confirm that Five Nights at Freddy's is not scary.

It bothers me that The Buzzcocks are in the 7th line.

Did you just call that black guy an ape?

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

Well what are YOU doing to stop the spread of American Sign Language?

What's wrong with conserving our words for things that actually matter? Take 280 south to 380 east and 101 north. No need to add "the" into that sentence three times.

If I had to pay rent with ice cream, I'd be thinking about that damn bite for weeks.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

So it's a Creationism simulator?

Why would you add an extra article to a numbered item?

Kind of pedantic for #2, but you can totally have artificial gravity by accelerating the ship. Whatever direction they are accelerating, there will be "gravity" in the opposite direction.

Or so I've heard.

Came here for some Xzibit. Leaving sorely disappointed. Do I have to do everything myself?

Did you just defend BART?

As a long time resident of San Francisco dating back to the 60's, I can only say this: Finish the job.