Older people generally aren't scared of much, because most of them have already lived through real life horror. Like fighting cancer, raising multiple demon spawn or losing a parent or other family member. You know, stuff that actually fucking matters.

Being old, I can confirm that Five Nights at Freddy's is not scary.

I'm completely lost.

who the hell is drake?

Not good

Step 1 in making a functioning sexbot is complete.

Yep

I wrote all this stuff saying how it's not absurd but after watching the video, it is and I deleted all I said.

They'll eventually make it smaller, get rid of the wire too.

Yep....or you could have gone.....

You're reading too much into it.

Trick question. She's isn't wearing any. O.O

Zoom, see from infra-red to ultraviolet, time distortions, plasma fluxes, and magnetic distortions...but unable to tell what color panties Deanna Troi is wearing.

It bothers me that The Buzzcocks are in the 7th line.

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

Kind of pedantic for #2, but you can totally have artificial gravity by accelerating the ship. Whatever direction they are accelerating, there will be "gravity" in the opposite direction.