"Time to cross swords!" - I do not think this means what you think it means.

I have the same attention problem when I drive my Unimog 404S on the weekends. I love to drive it, it's great for loading and hauling massive loads of stuff from Home Depot and of course off-roading, but I hate the constant attention and the lack of creative commentary. "Ready for war?" "How much do you pay for gas?"…

Blade Runner "Spinner" isn't even mentioned?

Blade Runner "Spinner" isn't even mentioned?

"We meet her in a scene that's been played out so many times, in so many movies, that it may have acquired sentience at this point"

Came for the self-righteous Gen X rant. Stayed for the self-righteous Gen Y comments.

Time for a solo with the world's most expensive mini-air guitar.