“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Comparing broadcast standards with print is kinda like comparing a gratuitous battle thong to a Volleyball swimsuit. It just doesn’t make sense as a comparison, because they’re separate things. I’d say, it’s kind of like a nuanced subject? With a different schema of values? Like, an actual woman with agency versus a…

Shockingly, when you try for mainstream coverage, you need to deal with mainstream standards. Who would have guessed?

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

I got the sense it was about how some parenting frustrations are insignificant, because you love your kids and them doing something that brings them joy makes those little frustrations worth it. I found it really touching. Another title for this could be “My Son is Ruining Zelda (But That Doesn’t Matter Because I Love…

and who read lighthearted internet words literally, as though he’s genuinely advocating people not to have children.

it’s always easy in these comments to tell who doesn’t have kids

If you think a comment on the internet is “eroding” your ancestry, you must have a real frail grip on it.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

That company’s stocks are going to have a Ard’time recovering from this fiasco.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Now THAT is listening to your customers!

I’m subscribing to this theory and no amount of evidence to the contrary will ever change my mind.

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

I wasn’t completely sure I was interested enough in the behind-the-scenes side of video games to buy your book; I enjoy your writing but sometimes it’s a bit too in-the-weeds for me (I’m tangentially involved in the software business, so while I understand the corporate and political machinations, they don’t always…

You beat me to it. I don’t garden anymore, but that was my favorite catalog. Not only do they have amazing variety, some of the pictures of cut melons look downright pornographic.