If you care about your relationship with your neighbors you should also not cut your lawn at 8 in the morning on the wknd.

There is a difference between meadow and normal height. My neighbor mows 2-3 times a week while I get mine about once every 7-10 days. Mine looks better (albeit shaggier) than his because he cuts it too low. recommend 3" height for water retention, weed prevention, and thatch health. 3" is a lot longer than most…

This article (or at least the headline) is really, really bad advice for anybody who lives in a city or suburb. Local governments have written laws explicitly addressing this. If you fail to mow your lawn and keep it at a reasonable length, the local municipal government will show up at your house and mow your lawn…

HOA not required. Lots of towns have strict lawn policies. There’s concern about snakes, mosquitoes and other pests. In a lot of places if you let it go too long, the city will mow it and then send you a bill. And it’s a lot more than any landscaping company would charge.

I live in chigger-country and appreciate being able to go outside my house without being eat up with bug bites. Also: snakes love high grass, so I’d also like to walk in my lawn without fear of stepping on one of those as well. Lastly, I like to actually go outside and do stuff and not have ass-high grass all around…

Or if you have any reason at all to use that space for recreation, and don’t want, among other things, Lyme disease.

...you never liked my pancak-oh, that does it! NO ONE MAKES DISPARAGING REMARKS ABOUT MY ABILITY TO COOK DELICIOUS BREAKFASTS FOR OTHERS!!!

You know what? I was lying when I said I liked your pancakes! Your pancakes taste like sweaty underpants!

You swine!! I will angrily grab you by the shirt collar and hurl you out of the nearest window in a totally unreasonable and disrespectful way!!!

Son of a bitch, I will burn down your lemonade stand!

You dare to dare people?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, PUNK!!!!!

What are you insinuating? Are you trying to say that I’m an asshole? How dare you!?!

This article is packed with good digs, but this one was the coldest by far cuz it works on so many levels.

Princess Peach Schnapps

“I hurt myself...today...”

This is probably the closest we’ll get to a Wolverine appearance in Mario Kart 8.

Who the hell let this happen?! who was supposed to be watching David right now huh? Patrick?!

In California, the carpool lane line is a pretty big deal. $271 fine for crossing into/out without a dashed line. It’s a solid white line and two solid yellow lines. Triple reminder not to cross because of this- the speed differential is sometimes huge. If I’m using the carpool lane in heavy traffic, it’s scary, I’m…

Fuck this guy.

How many women does this guy have buried in his basement? Jw