Your technical definitions cannot change decades of colloquialism, so you oughtn't bother. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to use some off-brand Kleenex while I use my Crock Pot...or at least I call it that.

If I make a really pretty desktop art with the file icons of a bunch of ebooks, will that make them cool and awesomer than real books?

The only info you put in is your Steam account number. No password even.

It's none of those things. It's simply very bad. It sounds like he's talking through a box fan with a terrible accent while trying to impersonate Liam Neeson while trying to be quiet in a library.

It's none of those things. It's simply very bad. It sounds like he's talking through a box fan with a terrible accent while trying to impersonate Liam Neeson while trying to be quiet in a library.

Congratulations. You gold told for trying to tell someone. I love comeuppance on the internet.

You can actually just use a bowl of water. Break it apart in water and the arils will sink and the pith will float. Free.

I like how it's called shooting when it is actually just sticks and buttons. That's awesome because it gives the impression that you kick ass when really, you're pussing out and eating Cheetos on the couch.

Yowza, I'm sorry to hear that. On the handful of days that I forget to charge my Epic, it's lasted at least 24 hours. One time, it hit a full 48 before dying, though I didn't use it much then. I think upgrading to Gingerbread and using the newest modem firmware made a huge difference.

This wasn't an issue with either the Galaxy S or Galaxy S II lines, so why is it a big deal all of a sudden? Weren't those two lines of phones lauded for having some of the absolute best screens on the smartphone market—not to mention the higher end of battery life as well?

The screenshot utility PicMe actually works as a remote control, though I don't know how intentional that was.

Well you could always just chop the bike in half to be a jerkass. Now that just sort of happens when you try to steal it.

Another, simpler way to open ones like these is to simply use a hammer and punch to flatten the center and then use a normal Torx bit.

I refuse to listen to anybody who criticizes females in games for having idealized bodies and doesn't say a peep about the millions of ripped dudes in every single game. That's fucking sexism too, you know. Every bit as bad.

Holy crap there's a crack in the earth, that explains everything.

Yeah some of us actually don't complain about things like that.

And some people don't know what the word "bloatware" means, apparently.

Simple question? Would you reject and then publicly insult an Olympic gold medalist just because you don't like skiing? Yeah, didn't think so. Way to be a real person.

You missed the point. The hurricane "knocked the galaxy off track". That's one powerful-assed hurricane.

I was going to read this article. But then it didn't have any words.