@Nicholas Tehrani: Like I said, sticking it in the wrong hole.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Which were predated by BILLIONS of years by single-celled prokaryotes ad eukaryotes, none of which lay eggs.

@D.LYTE: Headphone jack! No orientation issues there. Sticking it in the wrong whole, however, is a problem that has plagued mankind for centuries.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Wireless HDMI. No orientation issues when there is no orientation.

@Sigismond0: Damn! Forgot S-Video!

@ImmaLion: HDMI. Firewire (All of 'em). Ethernet. Display port. VGA. DVI. SATA. Parallel port. eSATA. IDE. TOSLINK. Apple Dock Connector. Micro USB, Mini USB, USB-B of all sizes. For that matter, SD cards and all other storage devices. NES, SNES, N64, GC, PS1, PS2, Xbox, Genesis, SMS, and every other…

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: Just get any old one, root it and then have whatever you want on it. As a tablet, I'd be happy with anything 2.0 or newer, just because that gives compatibility with nearly every app out there and will upgrade relatively fast.

@slim934: 1:1 proven? No. But is there a causal relationship? Absolutely.

@Batman: Yup, you're totally right. Because flashcarts haven't existed for years and years, replicating the shape of the DSI slot and loading games with micro-SD. Totally not the case, and having the weird-shaped cartridge is what saved the DS from having rampant piracy!

::shifty eyes::

@ian.nai: Yeah, it generally cools off alright. If it's 95 during the day, it will be down to 80 by midnight.

@Justin L.A.: Having lived in Chicago for the last four years, and Illinois for my entire life, I feel the need to clear up what the weather is like around here.

So I guess that whole ionizing radiation thing that they do...not good enough?

My thoughts: It's a great thing because it takes away some of the anonymity that makes the internet a terrible place. When people know that other people know who they are, they act like...well, more like real people and less like internet jerkoffs.

Last Story, Final Fantasy, what's next? Ultimate Tale? Closing Anecdote? Terminal Saga? Latest Fable?

@RawheaD: I'm afraid you've got me all wrong. The problem I have is that an incredibly large majority of artists take this route rather than seeing everything.

You know what I hate about artists like this? Invariably, the second that the monkey turns into man, he picks up a weapon. From that point on, every evolution of man is nothing more than a guy picking up a different gun.

@PathRifter: Wait...FFXII looks like trash on an HD screen?

@xPACKERSFANx: Yeah, good call. I'll go buy a PS2 and these games. That would surely be cheaper and of better quality than HD releases for the PS3.

Wait...really? I remember playing as the Master Hand at least four years ago. So either I'm a SSBM god, or everybody else just sucks.