Aaaand we’re officially at precious bodily fluids level of crazy....

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

“more than half of us”

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

I real thing that cut down on wind resistance was the giant billboard on top of the tesla.

If I remember correctly, the course has to end at the same elevation or higher than the start for a record to count. There was someone who ran what would have been a world record a few years back, but it didn’t count because the course lost a few feet of elevation over the 26 miles. If you’re just trying to get under…

The human wedge was part of why this didn’t count as a new world record. You aren’t allowed to rotate in and out various groups of pacers just so there’s someone always in front of you reducing wind resistance the whole race. It’s a semantic discussion whether that’s “cheating” or not, but doing a setup like that, or…

I wouldn’t be so sure of that. Kipchoge was the best chance for anyone to do this any time soon and he was still almost 30 seconds away. He’s a once in a generation athlete —there isn’t anyone out there with Kipchoge’s range (1500/5K to 26.2), and there isn’t a Kipchoge waiting in the junior ranks. Assuming that…

Sure. That’s exactly what would have happened had Morelia lost one additional game in 2015 or 2016.

Sanka, ya dead?

If self-deprecation equals wokeness I’m Mahatma Motherfukin’ Ghandi

I assume the playoff is based only on the one season as opposed to three like relegation.

in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree

Liga MX has 18 teams.

As the article says, Liga MX uses the 3 year average of how a team does in order to decide if said team is relegated. They in essence have two tables, the normal tournament table (As a Liga MX season is composed of a Fall and Spring tournament,) and a relegation table. At the end of each season, they average out the…

It’s also called being mildly intelligent enough to recognize context and not nitpick every little detail in something just for the sake of being “that guy.”

The fact that this sentient pile of orange Oreo filling continues to have the support of his legions of fans, despite him making a goddamn mockery of this country, proves that they’re only in it for themselves, and have practically no regard for the country they claim to love.

If you’re gonna comment on a joke, make sure you realize it’s a joke.

The kicker was, the audio was always perfect. Without the audio, it wouldnt have worked.